As we all know, quality – for which, read ‘hot’ – chicks dig shady, violence-prone men, including serial killers.
The kind of thugs these women are fucking are bigger alphas than CEOs who work hard all day managing billion dollar companies only to come home to fat, frumpy wives well past their prime.
Don’t believe me that the most fucked-up, sadistic, stone-cold killers on earth have their pick of the chicks? Meet one of the few solid 10s I’ve ever seen in my life – Mrs Primrose Shipman.
This is the kind of woman men lie awake dreaming of. The nondescript-looking Harold Shipman could not have imagined playing in this league without being Britain’s most prolific serial killer in history.
Or take the 8.5 that is Rosemary West:
With anyone other than Fred West, a woman with as many sexual options and high market value as this eminently fuckable young babe would have hopped straight back on the cock carousel. Yet Fred’s hitch-hiker-murdering, daughter-killing asshole game kept Rosemary West coming back for more – and even talked her into becoming his accomplice. Now that’s Game.
One look at the photo above, and you know that Myra Hindley was courted by the biggest names of the Seventies. This is a woman who could have had her pick of rock stars and millionaires. Yet aged 17 – at her prime sexual market value – she ignored all her lesser beta suitors for the ultimate bad boy, Marquis-de-Sade reading, philosophy-quoting child-murdering legend Ian Brady. Moral of the story: if you want a women in this league, kill a few five year olds. Gets those gina tingles working like nothing else on earth.
Oh and meet Tracey Connolly. This classy young lissom Brit hottie could have had her pick of beta investment bankers and software billionaires – but like all women in her physical league, she was irresistibly drawn to the charms of alpha unemployed trailer-trash sadists. When it comes to the definitive 9s and 10s like Connolly, look at what they do, not what they say. They say they want romance and roses. They actually want a semi-literate psychopath called Steven Barker who skins frogs alive and tortures their infant son Baby P to death.
Austrian superstar Josef Fritzl is the ultimate alpha male, scoring ace-high on the dark Triad of Narcissism, Machiavellianism and Psychopathy – everything that the hottest and more desirable women want. And fucking a secret harem of other women young enough to be his daughters. Even better, they were his daughters. So it’s no wonder that his wife was at a level of desirability that the closet-beta try-hard white knights like Donald Trump can only dream of. Step forward Aryan bombshell Rosemarie Fritzl.
Look upon this image, betas and weep.
Take my advice about the ugly reality of female desire, and you too could get a Myra Hindley of your very own.
Christ knows, she’s hotter than anyone I’ve ever dated.
i love serial killers too they are the only men who can appreciate my mental state half the time does that make me hotter than all these dumb fuck gashes i hope so. if sexy alpha serial killers were in charge of the world we’d all be better off shut the fuck up anyone who disagrees.
I porked Myra Hindley in her prime.
Let’s just say, my wad expulsion was HUGE.
Check this out, Lemonade, it’s great news. Hotties are getting younger and younger every day Seven-year-olds are now going through puberty thanks to modern diets:
http://www.latimes.com/news/science/la-sci-puberty-20100809,0,830077.story
With this big increase in the number of nubile girls in the sexual marketplace, I may finally have a chance to get laid.
Thank god for McDonald’s french fries.
Hey, Charle Manson’s right-hand woman here.
While in jail for the murder of Sharon Tate and her unborn child, I received dozens of love letters, married twice, and got laid several times during my “conjugal visits” with my 2 husbands.
Lust for high-quality seriel killers does not grace the heart of women alone!
Yours,
Sexy Sadie
All of the Victoria’s secret models and Super Models and TENS don’t want the Alpha Killer Dudes? You mean to tell me the ugliest of fuglies are the FANS of the killer creeps?
GREAT!
All of these bodies that piled up and no more room in my crawl space. I thought I was gonna get the hotties. Well, this stinks.
Boy did I eff up.
Sneering at females
Is so alpha dominant
Does this cigarette angle make
My nasal appendage more prominent?
(I hope it does)
Did I mention I used to date Giselle Bundchen?
this just goes to show that women hate hate hate beta men. I tell you lemonade, when I wore my alpha buffy the vampire belt, the women could not get enough of me.
well according to this study women who are 10’s are correlated to likening men who are greater alphas on the first full moon of the new year.
http://www.crapppygradstudent.com
but according to this study, women who like grater alphas are more beautiful with their ovaries are directly correlated to the width between their first and second fingers on their right hands.
http://www.ilinktolinkshit.com
Hey whiskey, I have an alpha buffy the vampire belt too! What a coincidence!
It’s like we’re related or something.
Because we both have the high-IQ to understand that women hate, hate, hate beta males!
Shut up, Sadie, you don’t get to decide what men want. Only men get to–oh, wait.
this is what i have always known. is it any wonder that i had to move half way across the world to meet girls under enough to be my daughter. who are so poverty stricken that they allow me to play out my sicko fantasies for two pennies on a dollar.
lolz lolz lolz
those 10’s are buthexing the betas. betas spend their slaved for bernake dollars on 10’s who have been with all the menz.
lolz lolz lolz lolz
Oh Dog1, you are so masculine, you make me swoon! May Allah forgive me!
women are just decaying organic matter
and the circular fingering goes on…
I’d like to see you post some more manly man fashion tips, Lemonade.
Before I discovered you and Game, I thought it was cool to wear my underwear on the outside of my pants like Superman. I had no idea that chicks didn’t like that. I also wore tube socks. Chicks spit on me when I walked by the outdoor tables at Starbucks. I never realized it was because of how I was dressed.
Your fashion advice isn’t the list bit faggy, either. Even tho those BITCHEZ over at Lady Pain’s site say you sound like a fag when you compare all those different emo-wear brands. They are just jealous BITCHEZ who wish they had as good of fashion taste as you do.
Your clothes are NOT FAGGY — I swear. SWEAR.
shut up aspy boy what do you know about clothes my husband wears tube socks and hes the manliest man i know shut the fuck up who told you you could even write here shut up now fuck fuck fuck fuckin’ fuck.
Ooooh! Roissy44 he so sexy! All us girls back at our Wal-Mart hot dog kiosk know it so bad! We R so turned on by his level of book-writin’ and book-learnin’. Other ejumacatid guys talk down to us but that Roissy44 talks reel purdy in wurds we kin unnerstand!
Me ‘n my 300-pound average weight posse wanna do a foursome with that sexy dude, any time!
Tube socks are out? Toissy said tube socks are out? How did I miss that?
I just bought 100 pairs of tube socks with buffy’s picture on them. ***sigh***
More proof that the odds are stacked against the beta male. **sigh**
Ah, Komment Kontrol unfortunately ruined the flow of the tube socks “conversation.”
Regrettably, my perfidious female typist does not have as much free time as Roissy’s PUA Alpha Dominant Poop Squadron – probably due to her hamster-headed female silliness (hypergamy!)
But does this mean that Roissy’s MRA PUA Matrix shall not be revealed to all beleaguered beta males? No, and you can help:
Brothers, we must all swoop together (commenting and linking throughout the Webs), united pimp-wing to pimp-wing – and so shall the Red Pill Truth of our alphaness explode throughout the Internet, as commanded by The Great Book of Pterodactyl.
Submit!
Sexy Pterodactyl
P.S. Definitely check the Roissy PUA Game Demonstration Swoop demo video at my latest post – it’s the one at the lake. There’s an Evil Easter Egg at the end 🙂
Just in case anyone was growing concerned I’d been kidnapped by sex-crazed female fans. I may be gone for some time – as it’s starting to feel as if there are only so many fish residing in this particular barrel, and there’s a chance I may have shot them all. You’ve been a great audience.
I still wanna see a Citizen Lemonade fashion-tips-for-guys post.
FASHION DOES NOT MATTER TO GUYS.
LOOKS DON”T MATTER TO CHICKS.
ONLY GAME MATTERS.
Keep telling yourself that, and you might just start believing it.
My tribute to Christian Gameboys is here:
http://mariatheproblem.wordpress.com/2010/08/26/my-new-song/
I often bring hamster headed females to my hip bachelor pad. Imagine their delight when they use my bathroom (the neurotic snooping sluts!) and find my collection of partially eaten small animal heads.
Hey Roissy, shall we jointly do a Game demo? Check it:
http://sexypterodactyl.wordpress.com/2010/08/21/revealed-roissy-and-the-puas%e2%80%99-perfidious-slut-matrix-now-with-more-spearhead/
All Peeps: Sexy Pterodactyl (and his perfidious female typist) are now being fully censored at Roissys (not even the most innocuous comment). What a wimp…
If you ever want to post fake Roissy comments (or comments that Roissy censored) and Citizen Lemonade is away, feel free to do so at my Chateau
——Some female says
Yes the Roissy PUA game dweebii are repetitive (and get sickening quickly), but Citizen Lemonade, we like you.
——-End some female
You are right, duck-like reptillian creature. Roissy44 is a wimp. And his commenters are drifting away.
I demand to be raped in the bum. Or I will get violent.
Nice!
ahahahaha
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Hilarious. You know game is starting to become a bit outdated when it can be so effectively mocked.
I love good, sarcastic humor. Keep it up.
update please
Much as I hate to disappoint you good people, in order to compose more posts, I first need to read the works of Roissy (my entirely heterosexual man-crush and alpha male extraordinaire) in search of Gamespiration. Each time I visit his site and read his comments, however, a little part of me shrivels up and dies. And God knows, like the rest of my PUA brethren, that little part of me is shrivelled up and dying already. Thank the Lord for Viagra.
For personal reasons, such as preserving what remains of my sanity and my belief that opening fire on random groups of total strangers is a bad idea, I am going on a nonspecific period of blog leave. But please feel free to wander through the archives in my absence. Go in PUAce. May the Dark Lord be with you.
We want posts about Roissy’s fashion advice.
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